I Wanna Be A Drill Instructor

I Wanna Be A Drill Instructor

Thunder, lightnin drizzlin rain
Nothin but PT on my brain
Up in the mornin with the rising sun
(your unit) gonna take a little run
I love workin for Uncle Sam
Lets me know just who I am
I don't want no teenage queen
all I want is my M-16
They put a rifle in my hand
and told me to defend our land
Then they dropped me on a foreign shore
an told me to go fight a war
If I die in a combat zone
box me up and ship me home
Pin my medals upon my chest
Tell my momma I did my best
Put me in a set of blues
and don't forget to shine my shoes
Throw my body six feet down
Til you hear it hit the ground
When it hits the bottom you'll hear me say...
I WANNA BE A DRILL INSTRUCTOR
I WANNA CUT OFF ALL OF MY HAIR
I WANNA BE A DRILL INSTRUCTOR
I WANNA WEAR THAT SMOKEY BEAR